toosuto: (Sleep)
toosuto ([personal profile] toosuto) wrote2006-08-04 07:44 am

Y'know What?

I don't sleep particularly well when I have to sleep alone. Ugh.

[identity profile] ng-nighthawk.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Try singing about it, to the tune of "I drink alone."

"I sleep alone
yeah, with nobody else
you know when I sleep alone,
I prefer to be by myself"

Then take Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, and friends into bed with you--in bottles or in your tummy. They'll cuddle up with ya 'til you're all warm and sleepy.

Of course, they have also been known to steal your job, your woman, your house, etc. Those lying, cheating bastards. But good cuddle buddies, ya gotta give 'em that.

[identity profile] lovecarnievan.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Luneeeeeeesta. I sleep anywhere, anytime, with ...anyone.... Ahem.

[identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
As if i wasn't having enough issues remembering to eat or anything?

Food? No thanks, I'll drink my dinner!

[identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny what has in common with our good friends above...

[identity profile] derbiser.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually had one of the best nights of sleep in a long time last night. Although I guess I only slept alone for part of the night...the Bean joined me around 2 am.

[identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, see that's nice and cozy.

*sigh*

[identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely you at least remember it? I mean that's the torture of it...

[identity profile] derbiser.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Except for the kicking (of me, usually in the stomach). The kicking isn't cozy at all.

[identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
They're love kicks...

[identity profile] derbiser.livejournal.com 2006-08-05 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Love kicks that have actually left bruises on occasion.

[identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com 2006-08-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
The bruises show how much he *loves* you! He just wants to leave his mark...