An Open Letter To Roxie, Our Upstairs Neighbor's Grandaughter Who Is Home Alone Until Next Week

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Dear stupid chav neddy fuckwit upstairs neighbor: 3 AM is a poor time to start your stupid chav neddy fuckwit dance party with your stupid chav neddy fuckwit house techno. I hate you and what the fuck drugs were you on that you couldn't hear us knocking on your door, ringing your doorbell or pounding on our ceiling? Because 4 hours of that shit has really got me angry. Angry and really fucking tired and I just got my wooden beating people sticks today. (OK yesterday but but only in that technical sort of way where midnight means a new day becuase 2 hours of sleep does not really make it the next day, just one really long one).


Fuckwit.

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Damn you calendar Nazis! *Shakes fist*

I think that 'or' should be an 'and' but that's just me...