Back in [a] black [mood]

[toosuto]

I have learned a lot about how much I hate people in general.

Random reflections upon my new found reasons to hate:

#431 I don't care if your practices are "better" than industry standard, just because most other companies fuck you in both eye sockets in order to get a job with them does not mean I'll feel better about getting fucked in just the one.

#26 If you are married to someone and you like your spouse's inbound house guest do you:

a) stop sleeping on the couch every night and hide in the spare bedroom with the guest bed for three days, emerging only long enough on the last night to drive the said guest into the night to go home early (a 5 hour drive through snow and freezing rain on a snow covered pass, dense fog through the river gorge and snow again I might add) by your complete lack of civility or brains to either said guest or spouse

b) get skull-fucked by the Horizon Air FA ground school?

On the bright side I had a couple of really tasty sammiches and went to a really tasty thai place I had never been to before. Of course there are a lot of places in Pullayup that I've never been before and that is not likely to change. I am really tired so I am going back to bed.

Theoretical postulate:

How does one spur a local police department to actually pick up an army deserter? Just wondering.

Comments

[giantlaser.livejournal.com]

Theoretical reply:

Don't bother with the local police. Call the local Army recruiter.

Again this is all theoretical...

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

but the Army theoretically brought it to someone's attention. And they might have called them two weeks before christmas to let them know where this theoretically AWOL person was. Y'know... in theory anyway.

Theoretically . . .

[(Anonymous)]

You call the local Army base and talk to the MPs. They'll go get the muthafucker.

Re: Theoretically . . .

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

I'll have to try that when the MP captain I know completes her move to Ft. Lewis.

theoretically.