Low Carb Milk?

[toosuto]

I just saw a commercial for Low Carb Milk. What does this mean? Please don't misunderstand me, I fully comprehend that some meddling bastard has taken a good wholesome healthy glass of milk and now sucked out as many Atkins unfriendly carbohydrates as possible. But please god will someone tell me when this is going to end? From here on out I will dedicate my life to building a time machine so I can go back and kick the crap out of this Atkins character for wasting so much of my time precious television time, I could have been watching ahumours commercial with a puppy or perhaps hapless pizza eaters.

*sigh* Low Carb Milk.

Comments

[anymelanie.livejournal.com]

take me with you. On the time machine. When we're done kicking him, we'll feed him a full pasta dinner with garlic bread. Mmmm. Garlic Bread.

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

or better yet the Neville Family Secret Recipe Bruschetta in it's full olive, tomato, garlic adn secret ingredients glory.

Man I should have breakfast today.

Grr

[mrsbrewer.livejournal.com]

Ah, I found it:

"Dr. Robert Atkins, the founder of the increasingly popular low-carb, high-fat Atkins Diet, weighed 258 pounds at the time of his death. Given Dr. Atkins height of six feet, this would classify the infamous diet guru as medically obese. Dr. Atkins also had a history of heart attack, congestive heart failure, and hypertension."

Don't you love hypocriscy? (and out-and-out stupidity?)