Marital Disagreement #493a

[toosuto]

I don't care what the Wife™ says: Alton Brown is sexy.

Also I haven't forgotten as much about knitting as I thought since as he was tying twine around the roulade, I paused the television to ask, "Is he casting on that roll of meat?" (The answer, dear Interweb, is yes. Yes he was.)

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MD #493b

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

No matter what the Wife™ says: the Marital Disagreement count is 493. b.

MD #494

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT A POST STEALER WHAT PREVENTS MY SPOUSE'S POSTING.

Re: MD #493b

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

Also: PBBBBBBTH!

Re: MD #493b

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

Also Also: You are insane. But I still love you. enough to reply to myself multiple times while you gasp for air behind me.

OH GOD MY EYES!!

[kung-fu-monkey.livejournal.com]

What the hell? Here I thought you had some taste in men. That guy is fuggin ugly. Like creepily, slimy, smarmy, squirrel-loving ugly.

But, hey, whatever floats your boat.

Re: OH GOD MY EYES!!

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

but he makes the most delicious cakes and is oh, so smart. And funny in a completely geeky way.

Re: OH GOD MY EYES!!

[kung-fu-monkey.livejournal.com]

He's not smart. He's scripted.
You think he's gonna make cakes all day, just to please you? No.
And most of the people we know are funny in a geeky way.
Oh, and he's FUGLY.

But if that's your thing...

Re: OH GOD MY EYES!!

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

Hey, btw, do you have a relative with the first name Mony here in Spo-vegas? Becase we just published a letter to the editor from one Mony Moncrief. What kind of a name is Mony.

Re: OH GOD MY EYES!!

[kung-fu-monkey.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm aware of. My brother was called Monty in the Navy, but that's a completely seperate issue. Mony is a name I'm not familiar with.

Re: OH GOD MY EYES!!

[slownewsday.livejournal.com]

ride your pony. mony, mony. yes yes. ride that pony. uh.

Re: OH GOD MY EYES!!

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

I am so glad that included an uh, because on first read I didn't see it but added it in my head. Then I re-read it and realized that all is right with the world. Except for all the poverty and violence, that has got to go.

what a sexy beast

[marliktreoraclo.livejournal.com]

alton brown is my favorite, hes the cooooooolest. but um, he is a sexy beast in that, hes ugly...hmmmm. but hes coooool. the end. DONT POKE THE BABY, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH