Dumb Pun

[toosuto]

That I had to share:

portlandpiglet: I don't think you are supposed to drive there.
Me: (as we pass the Greek Orthodox church where a woman is turning off the arterial directly onto the church lawn) Those greek orthodox. They're cuh-razy. Crazy with a kappa.
portlandpiglet: That wasn't funny josh.

I stand by my pun.

Comments

[goobermunch.livejournal.com]

I'll see your pun and raise you one . . .

The office manager asked us if it'd be sacreligious to eat the chocolate Virgin Mary.

My response, probably not. It'd just be SNACK-religious.

--G

Not sacrilicious?

[avicado.livejournal.com]

I like the original pun... 'cuz if I remember my sushi right, kappa has something to do with or is cucumber. So they could be crazy like a cucumber. Or something.

Re: Not sacrilicious?

[rethought.livejournal.com]

Multi lingual puns...this gets better and better. (And yes, the kappa maki is a cucumber roll. I'm a wussy sushi eater, so I know all the non-fish ones. :) )

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

*groan* (but awesome)

[gin314.livejournal.com]

I pictured that exchange in my head as it must have happened, and it made me giggle.

[portlandpiglet.livejournal.com]

In the interest of accuracy, I think I said, "Josh, you're not funny," which implies less about the joke and more about your general unfunniness.

:)

In all fairness, I think my pun tolerance was blown long ago by a certain someone I married.

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

Accuracy means nothing to the playwright. It is the sense memory that rules all...

Also: Pbbbbbbbt!