Dear Mr. Lucas and Mr. Spielberg,
I finally got around to watching your latest Indiana Jones film. What the hell? It was mostly okay except I could feel Goerge's filthy hands all over it through CGI prairie dogs and monkeys. Neither were needed in any way, particularly the monkeys. This was not the best Indiana Jones film ever but I think you were doing some good things aging the characters and moving it forward in time. Right up until Shia LaBeouf became King of the Monkeys for no good reason at all. Please feel free to return to good hollywood glam pulp action at any time JUST STOP ADDING STUPID FLOURISHES OKAY?
Sincerely,
josh
I mean really WFT?!