Because I Am Curious

I am putting together a site for little old me that will eventually encompass essays, photography, art (once I spring for a scanner) and other ephemera. What are your suggestions for domain names?

fueledbymonkeys.net
acid-tongue.net

Weekend Assignment #14:

Write a haiku about your most cherished snack food or carbonated beverage.

Warm on the top shelf,
the can is waiting (patient)
for me to need cheese.

You can write about snack foods and the seasons for extra credit.

Cold, sweet and plastic
Nostalgia plays on my tongue,
Summer's icy scepter.

Tell us about a snack food you like that all your friends hate.

I am so picky
everyone likes all my snacks.
That's why I hide them.

via hallandoatbran, it's a slow day at work.

Conversations With the Wife™

(We are in the truck, tooling around listening to Violent Femmes when she stops, turns to me and says,)

SARA: Wait. Why does he kill his kids? I always get distracted and miss it.

JOSH: No reason. He's crazy.

SARA: Oh. If it was an Irish song they would tell you why he did it.

JOSH: He was just sitting around and maybe smoked some stuff and went crazy.

SARA: Oh, they do tell you. And now he's going to kill himself in the barn. See it is a good story. I knew there was a reason why I liked it.

(All with Rona in utero. Our kid is gonna be so cool.)