Important News

[toosuto]

Imminent Fulfillment of Evolutionary Purpose

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

New Child

SPOKANE, Wash. (Feb. 4, 2004) – Sara and Josh Smith are proud to announce they are within 6 months of fulfilling their evolutionary/genetic imperative.

I really had no idea how best to make this announcement. Therefore the mass email which seems the quickest and most efficient manner. About the format, well I’ve been practicing and it seemed funny at the time…

We are (of course) very excited. The baby is due approximately August 26th. Other significant information will appear from time to time in this space.

So... anybody got a lead on a job?

Comments

WOW!!!

[anymelanie.livejournal.com]

Hearty congratulations and many YAY FOR YOUs!!!

I like the format.

Woo and Hoo

[mrsbrewer.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, Josh and Sara! I'm so excited for you! Looks like living in the same state for a while did the trick, eh? :-P

Re: Woo and Hoo

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

I've heard that other couples using the same-state method have had a fabulous rate of success.

rockin'

[(Anonymous)]

A philosopher once posted in a group I subscribe to:

Can you stop the body rock?

Obviously, the answer is no. You can't stop the body rock.

I'm not sure exactly how this applies, but it came to mind as I read. Congrats to you and Sarah. You'll have a little virgo!

Are you going to do some genetic upgrades? Maybe wings, or compound eyes? You should think about it now, before it's too late to make major changes.

Neal

Re: rockin'

[mrsbrewer.livejournal.com]

You, my dear, are a geek.


Yay for geeks!