Low Carb Milk?

[toosuto]

I just saw a commercial for Low Carb Milk. What does this mean? Please don't misunderstand me, I fully comprehend that some meddling bastard has taken a good wholesome healthy glass of milk and now sucked out as many Atkins unfriendly carbohydrates as possible. But please god will someone tell me when this is going to end? From here on out I will dedicate my life to building a time machine so I can go back and kick the crap out of this Atkins character for wasting so much of my time precious television time, I could have been watching ahumours commercial with a puppy or perhaps hapless pizza eaters.

*sigh* Low Carb Milk.