Some Things Accomplished

[toosuto]

What I actually managed to accomplish today was:

• finish the book for review
• drop off old clothes for donation
• drop off moneys to finish paying for the work we had done on our garage (it's roof-tastic!)
• take plenty of asprirn
• eat some chicken
• drop the baby off with her grandmother and drop off the Wife™ at work
• deposit moneys into Rona's bank account
• backed up all our data so I can rebuild our computer (maybe, unless we don't)
• clean up the baby after her incredible overflowing poop™.
• pick up the wife
• buy more hair care products
• read some just for fun
• ate dinner

sadly I couldn't find a single puppy.

Comments

[kitty-pitchfork.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I thought that third item was "drop off monkeys to finish paying for the work we had done on our garage" when I first saw it. Is that a totally awesome reading error or what? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

I totally want to live in a country that uses monkeys for currency.

Cashier:...and your change: Two snow monkeys and a macque make 2 chimpanzees. Have a nice say.

Various Monkeys:EEK! EEK!

[dr-tectonic.livejournal.com]

See, and my reading error was that I swapped words on two adjacent lines, such that Josh was dropping the chicken off with Grandma and eating babies, which is a little less amusing and a little more disturbing...

Presents!

[kaysibraden.livejournal.com]

So... have you purchased the new Camper Van Beethoven CD yet? 'Cause I now have an extra copy. I bought a second copy to get it autographed and now I have to find someone to "force" the slightly-used three-day-old copy on. Any takers? Email me your address and I'll drop it in the mail. My email is my username at gmail.com.

[kung-fu-monkey.livejournal.com]

Wallets would be awkward. Very awkward.