Some Other Things

[toosuto]

'Cuz I fergot:

Other Thing Number 4: My hair is oh-so-short now (a little shorter than I intended) and now my ears are cold, so very cold.

Other Thing Number 5: Apparently I own squid_pro_quo's King of Improved Shakespeare title. I think mostly I say that to taunt him into proving he exists. *And he must do so without using words that begin with the letter 'a' for 'tis the devil's letter. The very letter that hath kept me from my rightful kingdom for all these many years.*

LOOK A PTERADACTYL!

Comments

[anymelanie.livejournal.com]

Is that, the King of Shakespeare that is performed using an improvisational techniqe, or the King of Shakespeare that someone has made better (New and Improved Shakespeare! Now with flavor crystals!)

[kung-fu-monkey.livejournal.com]

Pterodactyls are no problem to face, despite popular opinion. All you gotta do is just aim for the mouth (their vulnerable spot), keep your lance level, and fly steadily straight ahead. You'll tear through those suckers, no problem.

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

As in I rule the Spokane Roost when playing games such as Shake It Up. People tasted my Shakespeare with flavor crystals (Shakespeare One™) but in a blind taste test they consistently picked Dostevesky Light.

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

A ha! But now that you glanced away I make my escape!

*escapes*

[kung-fu-monkey.livejournal.com]

Just where are you planning on running to? I know where you live. I know most of your friends. And how are the wife and daughter, by the way? (veiled threat)

[thus-spoke-zara.livejournal.com]

I can promise you, squid_pro_quo is dead.

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

The king is dead: long live the king!

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

Man, you'd better be careful, all men fear the awesome and mysterious powers wielded by the Wife™ was she struck by cosmic rays? Given the mystical secrets imparting the ability to cloud the minds of men? Perhaps she was merely born with a destiny? We may never know the answers.