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Important News
4 February 2004 20:56Imminent Fulfillment of Evolutionary Purpose
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
New Child
SPOKANE, Wash. (Feb. 4, 2004) – Sara and Josh Smith are proud to announce they are within 6 months of fulfilling their evolutionary/genetic imperative.
I really had no idea how best to make this announcement. Therefore the mass email which seems the quickest and most efficient manner. About the format, well I’ve been practicing and it seemed funny at the time…
We are (of course) very excited. The baby is due approximately August 26th. Other significant information will appear from time to time in this space.
So... anybody got a lead on a job?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
New Child
SPOKANE, Wash. (Feb. 4, 2004) – Sara and Josh Smith are proud to announce they are within 6 months of fulfilling their evolutionary/genetic imperative.
I really had no idea how best to make this announcement. Therefore the mass email which seems the quickest and most efficient manner. About the format, well I’ve been practicing and it seemed funny at the time…
We are (of course) very excited. The baby is due approximately August 26th. Other significant information will appear from time to time in this space.
So... anybody got a lead on a job?