Hobbies/Interests That I Do Not Share With Others (Thus occasionally leaving me Bored or sometimes L

• Monster Trucks
  
• Tricking out my bike
  
• Swinging
  
• Baseball
  
• Tequila
  
• Tibetan techno
  
• Rabbits
  
• Tricking out my car/truck
  
• Climbing very high things
  
• Politics
  
• Bizarre Love Triangles
  
• The Pope
  
• Bake sales
  
• Volunteering to be completely Frustrated and Irritated by poor planning and decision making.
  
• Baldness
  

A Post In Which I Am Bored.

It makes me desire tasty snacks. Snacks like that tostitos fake cheese sauce that will destroy your heart in two bites or maybe a crunchy taco or two.

Ooh! Or almonds or mixed nuts that would be fab. Minor League Hockey game in approximately 4.5 hours. Beer in exactly 2.45 hours.

Popcorn chicken. Now that would really hit the spot.

Amatuer Things That I Find Annoying

• Amatuer Baseball
  
• Amatuer Referees (the kind that sit in the stands with you)
  
• Amatuer Debauchery
  
• Amatuer Porn
  
• Amatuer Sports Drunks (amusing occasionally but eventually the novelty wears off their repeated catch phrase rantings)
  
• Amatuer Amatuers (because if you're new you can at least be good at it)
  
• Amatuer Human Bowling Balls
  
• Soda Crackers