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[toosuto]

This I think I am posting for the benifit of the few (dr_tectonic, katchya and maybe a few others.)

This is just pure comedy gold.

Pottery Barn is early. Ugh. But it was good times recieving shipment and listening to old Beastie Boys and AC/DC.

Must learn me some C# today.

Also A Softer World was creepy today.

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[thus-spoke-zara.livejournal.com]

Oh. I just realised you work next door to Banana Republic, where the most insane boyfriend I've ever had works. At least, he was still there when I moved to California. He may have been fired by now for being the raging alcoholic psychopath he is.

(For example: He asked me to carve my initials into his back with a box-knife, kicked me out of his apartment when I said 'no', then, before I left, threatened to kill himself if I left.) (Also, during the VMs, I left his apartment for rehearsal and, when I returned a few hours later, he had shaved his head. With a razor. There was no hair left at all. From a shoulder-length head of hair.) (I used to get drunken suicide messages in which he was slurring so badly it sounded like he HAD taken a bottle of something.)

And that's not even the half of it.

*sigh*

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

I'll need a name: I could be processing shipment for Banana if they are ever short handed and I don't want some crazy dude coming at with a box knife or those pointy parts from the security tags. Or a swiss army pony, those things are almost as dangerous as a Fatal Dingo Attack!

[thus-spoke-zara.livejournal.com]

Okay. But only if you promise an immediate Fatal Dingo Attack should he begin to look as though he might lose his grip upon reality...

Christopher.

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

AH! He is short and has glasses? Does he perhaps have a sort of outgoing magnetic charm like a good car salesman or perhaps a serial killer? If so he is the man I dropped off my application with originally: HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE! The phone calls will start coming from inside my house!

*flees screaming*

[thus-spoke-zara.livejournal.com]

Correct-a-mundo!
His appeal is this:
He's extremely well-groomed and oddly charming.
At least, he's oddly charming at first.
After a few weeks, he whips out ALL the crazy and you're so overwhelmed you don't know what hit you.

Oh, man. He's BEYOND insane.

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

Oh I am afraid now!

*quakes in fear*