Overheard at Work

[toosuto]

"Get out! You mean, like, if your boyfriend was at a strip club and like, some hot gay stripper was, like, shaking it in his face you wouldn't get jealous?"

I would have stabbed out my eyes but I am pretty sure the ride to the hospital would be filled with conversation such as, "Shut Up! You totally did not just stab yourself in the eye!"