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Can you not work harder to amuse me oh my friends list? Today's press releases are not even bad enough to be good.

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:15 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slownewsday.livejournal.com
Well, I'm sitting in the visitor's center spanking hamsters. I don't know what you're doing, but hamsters are cheap and they likes them some spankings. Besides, they emit gleeful "whee" like sounds when spanked, and dance almost as well as monkeys.

And later? TASTY.

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:16 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drdeleto.livejournal.com
Got headphones at work? This is not audially work safe, but it'll amuse you for a few minutes.

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:20 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blakthorne.livejournal.com
gimme a list of publications for doing a press release for Seattle and Portland, and I shall do my level best to entertain you. :p

(though, seriously, if ya know where I could get such a list, I would be eternally grateful)

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com
Woo!

can't go wrong with dancing monkey-hamsters what like a spanking. Unless they got the rabies.

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com
Hooray! Only 30 more minutes to go. Maybe I should find that wierd points and vertices puzzle thingy again.

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:31 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com
Here and here. Although I make no guarentees.

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blakthorne.livejournal.com
wooow. I'm impressed.

(guess I should get better at search strings when googling. or something.)

Thank you. :)

apparently (have not played it) the best time waster ever.

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com
i googled seattle+newspapers i think

Date: 26 Jul 2005 23:56 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com
FREEDOM!

Date: 27 Jul 2005 16:24 (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
this (http://65.75.166.60/albino_flash05/Weeee(www.albinoblacksheep.com).swf) may help

Date: 28 Jul 2005 01:30 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com
Old news my old foe Anonymous, old news. I look forward to our next meeting...

CURSES!

Date: 28 Jul 2005 16:47 (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Well then, these may not have lasers on their heads but the damage they do is INCONC (i before e except after c) EIVABLE!!!

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/badger.swf

Re: CURSES!

Date: 28 Jul 2005 23:10 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosuto.livejournal.com
Mwa hahahahaha! I counter with Magical Trevor! But well played Anonymous. Well played.

Re: CURSES!

Date: 29 Jul 2005 15:12 (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Bad move my limey amigo!

Unbeknownsted to you, Magical Trevor is really a DOUBLE AGENT!!!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+2/

MUAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* AHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Re: CURSES!

Date: 29 Jul 2005 18:03 (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
THE OVER ACH(i before e excpet after c)IEVER BANDIT!!!1!!!ONE!!

OH NOHZ!!!!

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