Boooooooooooored.

[toosuto]

Can you not work harder to amuse me oh my friends list? Today's press releases are not even bad enough to be good.

Comments

[slownewsday.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sitting in the visitor's center spanking hamsters. I don't know what you're doing, but hamsters are cheap and they likes them some spankings. Besides, they emit gleeful "whee" like sounds when spanked, and dance almost as well as monkeys.

And later? TASTY.

[toosuto.livejournal.com]

Woo!

can't go wrong with dancing monkey-hamsters what like a spanking. Unless they got the rabies.